Jersey Girl, Texan Heart: 10 Ways to survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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10 Ways to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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As you all know, The Walking Dead airs today, on my birthday (what up ::throws hands up::).  Now, I never wanted to be part of this Walking Dead mania, however after a long day I hopped onto Netflix when the first season was available I decided to give it a shot because I watched everything else.  Well, after about 3 episodes I was hooked.  For the next few days I only got up to go to the bathroom and get coffee and that is quite embarrassing to say but now I’m addicted.  I’ve also gotten my mom addicted.  Leading up to today I've heard my mom say “when do your zombies come back?” my response was, “on my birthday ma.”

In honor of the Walking Dead I want to list 10 ways to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.

1.  Always go for the head.  Pretty much make sure you never try to kill a zombie anywhere but the head.
2.  Make sure your hygiene is questionable.  You would just look awkward if you were clean.
3.  This brings me to number 3.  #nomakeup #iwokeuplykedis get used to it ladies.
4.  Cut zombie mouths and arms off and make them your pets, they will cover your scent.
5.  Get on that #fitspo trend.
6.  Use sharp objects rather than guns or any weapon that makes a noise.
7.  Zombies can break through anything, somehow.
8.  Get a 4WD vehicle, better yet just get a military tank.
9.  Don’t break any bones.
10. Last but not least, it’s just the most obvious, don’t get bit.

Now, let's go watch some zombies!

   

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6 comments

  1. I love Walking Dead. You get it a day before we do in the UK (no fair haha) but I'm super excited. I was ever so slightly disappointed with the last series so I hope it returns with a vengeance. Happy birthday and happy viewing!! :)

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    1. I'm not going to spoil anything for you since you can watch it today but it was definitely a pretty good season premiere!

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  2. Ha ha! This is so funny and totally appropriate for Halloween month.
    Dresses & Denim

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